you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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