last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
