i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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