she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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