HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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