I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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