Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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