he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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