I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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