Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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