Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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