lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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