Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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