One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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