I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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