Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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