It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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