there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I would fuck him just for his dog
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