I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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