i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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