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lock that shit down
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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