Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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