addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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