return my video game
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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