Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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