Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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