We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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