I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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