I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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