It's like God shit irony all over that family
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
