We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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