yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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