I accidentally had phone sex last night
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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