I wannas sexs uuuuu
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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