Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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