I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
As shirtless as possible
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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