ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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