Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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