bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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