thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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