I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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