We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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