I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Randomize
