I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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