Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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