party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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