if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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