we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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