the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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