I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
