Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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