So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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