I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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