Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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