Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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