So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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