Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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